Mr Tutu/ Toooootoos/22's ??
hello guys, just to lighten up ur day with --
Mr Tutu/Tooootoos/22 's BEST moooments.
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Mr Tutu: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Toooootoos: .....EVERY YEAR
Manager asked Mr Tutu at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
22 replied: spells -P - O - S - T- B - O - X
After returning back from a foreign trip, Mr Tooootoos asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
22: In London a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?"
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Mr Tutu: Any great man born in this village???
22: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Toootoos was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut its second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly 22 said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
On a political rally Tutu was arrested. Why??? A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..
When Mr 22 was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Toootoos shouted, "You are trying to see my wife?! Sit back. I will drive.
Mr Tutu went in a hotel. To wash hands, he went to the washbasin. There, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
22 pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor. it caught fire, so how will you escape?
Mr Tooootoos: its simple. I will stop my imagination lah!!!
haha cool eh. q:






