Relating to the FTJ
I think Maxine and gang forgot the other fishes... I heard this from my classmate... Here you go.
I believe u guys know about the first fish so here is the rest.
When the second fish died, the water level decreased. Why?
Cos the rest of the fish were happily celebrating and they drank too much pond water (think of it as wine)
When the third fish died, the water level stayed the same. Why?
When the second fish died, a total of 2 fishes died in the same water, so when the rest of the fishes drank the water to celebrate, they drank contaminated water and they all died at the same time.
Speaking of corny jokes, I got a few...
What is white and goes up?
A stupid snowflake
What appears once in a millenium, twice in a decade, once a year, twice a week and never in a day?
The letter "E"
There is this old couple who are very intimate. They shared EVERYTHING (don't think sick). One day they went to MacDonalds to eat. The man ordered a cheeseburger, a large portion of fries and an apple pie... But, the old lady did not eat while the man was eating. Why?
Cos the man was using the dentures.
Mail some corny jokes in lor... I mean, the New Year is coming and let's end this one with a laugh... literally.
God bless,
Yong Quan



























